STORE POLICY
GMZ OPERATIONS PROTOCOL: DON'T BE A ZOMBIE, READ THIS
Look, we know you're here for the sickest, most disgustingly awesome gear this side of the apocalypse. At Gross Mutant Zombies, we're not just slinging threads; we're arming the mutant masses. Our mission is simple: provide top-tier, brain-blasting apparel with service so good, it's almost disturbing.
This isn't some weak-kneed corporate drivel. Our policy is built for you, the bold, the brave, the beautifully grotesque. We want you to tear through our selection like a horde on a fresh brain buffet, confident that your satisfaction is our prime directive. We take savage pride in every stitch, every splatter, every gloriously mutated design, all at prices that won't drain your wallet (or your skull).
Get ready to dominate. Get ready to explore. And yeah, we hope your shopping experience is bloody brilliant.
STAY GROSS.
SHIPPING POLICY
GMZ LOOT DELIVERY: WE'RE FASTER THAN A ZOMBIE CHAMELEON WITH A JETPACK
You've battled through our mutated collection and claimed your prize. Now, let's get that gear to your bunker before the next horde descends! At Gross Mutant Zombies, we don't dilly-dally. We've got a fleet of methods (probably not actual mutant chameleons, but close!) to get your order from our lair to yours – fast, cheap, and without unnecessary brain drain.
We infest every corner of the globe with our low-cost shipping options because epic style shouldn't cost you an arm and a leg (literally). Need it yesterday? Our expedited options will have your loot screaming through the airwaves. And because we're not savages, every order comes with tracking. So you can stalk your package's progress like a hungry mutant.
PREPARE FOR INFECTION!
RETURNS
GMZ REVERSAL OF FORTUNE: RETURNS
Wrong mutation? No problem. Gross Mutant Zombies accepts returns within 30 days of purchase. You handle return shipping. Upon receipt, we verify items are new, unworn, and un-mutated. Refund issued to original payment method. Simple.
RETURN TO SENDER (IF YOU DARE).
WARRANTY DISCLAIMER
The Information You Need to Know
Our clothing store strives to provide the highest quality products to our customers. We stand by the quality of our products and guarantee that our items will be free from manufacturer defects. However, our warranty only applies to products that are damaged upon delivery or are found to be defective within 14 days from the date of purchase. We do not offer a warranty for products that have been damaged due to normal wear and tear, misuse, or improper care. If you have any questions, please contact us for more information.
PRIVACY POLICY
Your Data is Secure
AtGross Mutant Zombies we take your privacy seriously. All online orders are processed through PayPal checkout for added security. When submitting contact forms, any information you provide is held in the strictest confidence. Please review the full Privacy Policy for all details.